Joke No. 1

An old farmer decided to visit a pond in the back of his property that he had not visited in a long time. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing.

As he came closer, he discovered a bunch of young women wereskinny dipping in his pond. He politely made the women aware of his presence, and soon they all moved to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out untilyou leave!

"The farmer replied, "Oh, don't worry about me. I didn't come down here to see you skinny dipping. I'm just here to feed the alligator."