Joke No. 13

A duck walks into a drugstore and asks the cashier if he has anybeer. The man says: 'No this is a Drugstore, we don't sell beer here.'

The duck leaves, and returns home. The next day he comes back to the store and asks the cashier again. The man replies: 'I told you yesterday! We don't sell beer here! If you ask me one more time, I am going to nail your feet to the floor!'

The duck leaves again. One final time the duck enters the store the next day and this time says:'Do you have any nails?' The man replies: 'No.' The duck then says: 'Do you have any beer?'