Joke No. 41

Little Johnny

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Johnny, Do you think you're stupid, ?" "No, ma'am,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

The math teacher saw that Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. Johnny watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "When I'm buying horses I have to make sure they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.

Looking worried, Johnny said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."