Joke No. 53

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form
and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.
Woof. Woof.”

The clerk examined the paper and politely told
the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send
another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

“But,” the dog replied,

“that would make no sense at all.”