Joke No. 104
Nudist Colony
A man moved into a nudist colony. He received a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lived in a nudist colony, he cut a photo in half and sent her the top part.
Later he received another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. He cut another picture in half, but accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He was really worried when he realized that he sent the wrong half, but then remembered how bad his grandmother's eyesight was, and hoped she wouldn't notice.
A few weeks later he received a letter from his grandmother that said....."Thank you for the picture. You definitely have the true Hinkley nose and chin, but change your hairstyle....it makes your nose look short!"
A man moved into a nudist colony. He received a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lived in a nudist colony, he cut a photo in half and sent her the top part.
Later he received another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. He cut another picture in half, but accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He was really worried when he realized that he sent the wrong half, but then remembered how bad his grandmother's eyesight was, and hoped she wouldn't notice.
A few weeks later he received a letter from his grandmother that said....."Thank you for the picture. You definitely have the true Hinkley nose and chin, but change your hairstyle....it makes your nose look short!"
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