Joke No. 17

Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of
breath. Darn.. I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn......

Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an
asthmatic?

Caller: No. Dispatcher: What were you doing before you
started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the cops..