Joke No. 24

Two little girls were sitting in the lunchroom of an elementary school in Beverly Hills.

"Guess what," one said. "Mommy's getting married again, so I'll have a new daddy."

"Really," said the other girl. "Who's she marrying?"

"Winston James, the famous director."

"Oh, you'll like him," the other girl exclaimed. "He was my daddy last fall."