Joke No. 109

Consider the theatergoer who gets to his seat only to find that he's far away from the stage. He whispers to the usher,"This is a mystery play, and I have to watch a mystery closeup. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.

The usher looks at the quarter, frowns at him, then leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."