Joke No. 231

Bob And Terri

Bob and Terri had just gotten back from the honeymoon, and
were having their first fight, and it was a big one. No matter
what Bob tried to say or do, Terri refused to compromise, or
even listen. He started growing exasperated.

After a while, Bob said "When we got married, you promised
to love, honor and obey."

Terri replied, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument
in front of all those people at the wedding."