Joke No. 236

Paddy

At the construction site of a new church, the contractor stopped
to chat with one of his workmen.

"Paddy," he asked casually, "didn't you once tell me that you
had a brother who was a bishop?"

"That I did, sir."

"And you are a bricklayer! It sure is a funny old world. Things
in life aren't divided equally, are they?"

"No, that they ain't sir," agreed Paddy, as he proudly slapped
the mortar along the line of bricks. "My poor brother is such a
miserable klutz, he couldn't do this to save his life!"