Joke No. 78

With more people traveling, the airlines seem to have more problems keeping passengers happy. At the end of one flight,however, one smiling, very satisfied fellow pauses to congratulate the flight attendant.

"I want to compliment you and the crew and especially the captain for getting here right on time," he says.

"It's not often anymore that an airline gets to where it's going exactly when they claim it will.

I'm going to call your home office and let them know how pleased I am."

"Why, thank you, sir," the flight attendant answers, "but I think you should know -- this is yesterday's flight."