Joke No. 90

The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo
of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion
model. The husband had taken to borrowing this or that from
their neighbor and it seemed to the wife that it always took him
way too long to return.

One time the wife had had enough and actually pounded on the
wall between the two apartments. There being no response she
telephoned, only to get the answering machine. Finally she went
to the model's door and just kept ringing the bell.

When the model answered, the wife fumed, "I would like to know
why it is my husband takes so long to get something over here."

"Well sweetie," the model purred, "all these interruptions sure
wouldn't be helping, if he was doing what you suspect him of
doing. However, he's out on the balcony exchanging fishing lies
with my dad."