Joke No. 80

Seven year old Linda asked her mother how old she was. Her mother told her that women often keep their age a secret and changed the subject.

Later that day Linda's friend Mary came over for a visit, and she told her about not getting an answer from her mother. Mary suggested to just look it up on her mother's drivers license in her purse on the table.

While her mother was busy in the laundry room, they snuck a peek.

Later, when mother returned, Linda bragged: "Mom, I know how tall you are! You are 5' 6"."

Mother smiled and thought: "Used to be!"

Then Linda said:" And I know how much you weigh! 125 pounds!"

Again mother smiled and thought: "Used to be!"

But then Linda announced: "And you were born onFebruary 27, 1960!"

Now mother started looking concerned and wondering where Linda got all that information from.

Then Linda dropped the bomb shell: "And I know why Daddy divorced you and left! You got an 'F' in sex!"