Joke No. 92

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it
with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted
the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty
took his breath away.

I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up
to her but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit
20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and,
three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much smarter than men............