Joke No. 111

Two Jews were visiting China and stopped in a restaurant one night. During their conversation one of them remarked that they had found Jews in almost every other part of the world, but were there any Jews in China. They decided to ask the waiter.

The waiter looked confused. "I do not know. I go ask chef."

The waiter returned a short while later. "Very sorry to report: No Chinese Jews. We have Orange Jews, Tomato Jews, . . ."