Joke No. 121

It was the middle of one of the coldest nights of the winter and Ole and Lena were on their way home on a slippery road. Just as they came around a corner, Lena yelled to Ole to look out. Ole swerved and hit the brakes and came to a sliding stop.

"What's the matter Lena", Ole said.

"There was a mother skunk and 2 little baby skunks in the road. I'm afraid that you may have killed the mother skunk. We have to go back and look."

Ole reluctantly backs the car up and sure enough, there lays the mother skunk in the middle of the road dead and the two baby skunks are by the side of the road.

Lena says, "Ole we have to take the babies or they're going to freeze to death."

Ole argues against it, but eventually gives in to Lena and Lena goes out and picks up the baby skunks. After returning to the car they start on their way home again.

Well, the heater in the car isn't very good and Lena tells Ole that they have to do something to keep the babies warm or they'll freeze to death.

Ole finally tells Lena, "Just put them up under your skirt and that will keep them warm".

Lena replies, "But Ole, what about the smell?"

Ole replies, "Don't worry about it, they'll get used to it".