Joke No. 135

After-Work Cocktail

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail
when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman
entered. She was so striking that the man could not take
his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and
walked directly towards him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the
young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely
anything that you want me to do, no matter how kinky,
for $100 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you
want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew
his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20
bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand.

He looked into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said,

"Paint... my... house."