Joke No. 164

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when
she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the
road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and
this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About two
miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the
wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind
a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you
knock off the Peeping Tom routine? I'm trying to poop!"