Joke No. 156

EMERGENCY

A guy wanted to get in the temple on Yom Kippur, but without
a ticket they don't let you in on the Jewish high holidays.

He said, "Look, I have to give an emergency message to a
doctor friend in there."

The guy at the door says, "Sorry, you got to have a ticket."

The first guy replies, "Just let me in for one minute, I'll give
the doctor the message and then I'll be right out."

"All right," says the guy at the door, "but I better not catch
you praying."