Joke No. 155

BURGLAR

A burglar needing money to pay his income taxes decided
to burgle the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very
pleased to find a note reading,

"Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn
the handle."

He did so. Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire
premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.

As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard
moaning: "Can't trust nobody no more!"