Joke No. 168

Scripture

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from
an evening church service when she was startled by an
intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her
home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop!� Acts 2:38!"
(..repent and be baptized....)

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly
called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked
the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?� All the old
lady did was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture??'' replied the burglar, "She said she had an
axe and two 38's!!!''