Joke No. 170

Dream Home

Having been married ten years and still living in an
apartment, Sarah would often complain about
anything, as she was tired of saving every penny
to buy a "dream home".

Trying to placate her, the husband found a new
apartment, within their budget. However, after the
first week, she began complaining again.

"Joel," she said, "I don't like this place at all. There
are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors can
see me everytime I take a bath."

"Don't worry." replied her husband. "If the neighbors
do see you, they'll buy curtains...."