Joke No. 201

Little Johnny

A third grade school teacher was trying to explain to her
class the difference between singular and plural. She said,
"What is it if one woman looks out a window?"

Little Charlotte said, "Singular."

"Very good," said the teacher. "What is it if three women
are looking out of a window?"

Little Johnny in the back mumbled just loud enough for
all to hear, "A hookery!"

Cohen's House

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Cohen's house, and
grandpa gets out. The polite policeman explained, "I came
upon this elderly gentleman who said that he was lost in the
park and couldn't find his way home. He did, however, know
the address, and so here we are. Do you know this gentleman?"

"Of course, officer! It's my Morris!", said grandma Cohen.

Turning to grandpa, she said, "Morris! You've been going to
that park for over 30 years! How could you possibly get lost?"

Leaning close, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa
whispered, "Shhhh I wasn't lost... I was just too tired to walk
home."