Joke No. 198

Secret Service!

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his
business when a man with a large black beard walks in.
The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum. The
bartender serves him, the man drinks the rum then starts
walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"

The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender
says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.

A few minutes later another man with a large black beard
walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum.
The bartender serves him, the man drinks the rum then
starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"
The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender
says "Alright then" and the man leaves.

The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and
orders a shot of rum. He drinks the rum then starts walking
out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"
The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."

The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard?"
The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and says,
"Secret Service!"