Joke No. 199

Breasts Are Too Small

Fresh from the shower, a woman stands in front of the
mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts
are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the
husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take
a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts
for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet
paper, stands in front of the mirror and rubs it between
her breasts.

"How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops, getting suspicious.

"Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make them bigger over the
years?"

"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"