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Sunday, June 08, 2008

Joke No. 237

The Husband and Wife

A Catholic husband and wife were having dinner at a very
fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman
comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open
mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"
"Oh,"replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough,
I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember,
if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris,
no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany,
no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club.

But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies

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