Joke No. 93

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a
local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud
conversation and every once in a while the lights would
turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place
would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room
went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please
use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "OK, but I
should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in
there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the
restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a
few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place
stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round
of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the
restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender.
"Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see,"
laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue
is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"