Joke No. 136

HOOVER!!!!

Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the
first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him
mutter "Hoover!" under his breath.

On the second hole, the ball went straight into a water
hazard. "Hoover!" again, a little louder this time.

On the third hole, a miracle occured and Fr. Murphy's drive
landed on the green only six inches from the hole!

"Praise be to God!"

He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around
the hole instead of going in.

"HOOVER!!!!"

By this time, his opponent couldn't withhold his curiosity
any longer, and asked why the priest said "Hoover".

"It's the biggest dam I know."