Joke No. 190

Three Little Boys

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get
anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they
had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.

So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there.
One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one
will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?" "Sure,"
said the janitor.

He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads
in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "You are now
baptized!". " When they got outside, one of them asked, "What
religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick, .....because they pour
the water on you." "We're not Babtis, .....because they dunk
all of you in the water." "We're not Methdiss, ......because they
just sprinkle water on you." The littlest one said, "Didn't you
smell that water!" They all joined in asking, "Yeah! What do you
think that means?" "I think it means we're Pisscopailians.