Joke No. 188

65 Year Old Mother

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old
woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit
and meet the newest member of their family. When
they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother
says "not yet."

A little later they ask again to see the baby. Again
the mother says "not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?" And
the mother says, "When the baby cries."

They all ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby
cries?"

The new mother says, "because I forgot where I put it."