Joke No. 202

An Amish Woman

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old
buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said
to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."The mother
replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat
will warm them up." So the daughter did,and her hands
warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding with her
boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll
warm up."

The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy
with the Daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The
daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up."
He did, and his nose warmed up.

The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the
daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard
of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why
do you ask?" The daughter replies, "Well, they sure make
one heck of a mess when they defrost!"