Joke No. 239

The Chinese Man

This Chinese man moved into his new home in Australia. His
Aussie neighbor, being the nice Aussie bloke that he was,
decided to make him feel welcome. He went next door to wish
him welcome.

He was shocked to see the Chinese man in his nice backyard
chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be a Chinese
custom" he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the
welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Chinese
man When he looked through his window, he saw the Chinese
man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be a Chinese custom"
he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till
tomorrow, he went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the
Chinese man. At his gate, he saw the Chinese man with his
ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt.

He became angry and went up to the Chinese man. "I'm sorry
sir, I want to wish you a welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy
Chinese customs!" He yelled in the Chinese man's face.

The Chinese man looked confused and answered. "Solly sir, I
think you awe mistaken. These awe actually Austwalian customs.
I was told, to become an Austwalian, you have to chase chicks,
get piss drunk, and lissen to boohll-sheet."