Joke No. 137

Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son
who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do
something nice for Dad and send me the bill."

Later, he got a bill for $200, which he paid. The next
month, he got another bill for $200, which he also paid,
figuring it was some incidental expense.

Bills for $200 kept arriving every month, and finally the
man called his brother again to find out what was going
on.

"Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something
nice for Dad. So I rented him a tuxedo."