Joke No. 171

GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE

Two guys had businesses on the same street. One
had customers coming and going and the other, well,
maybe two or three a day.

Finally, Morris, whose business was doing badly,
decided to visit Shapiro, who was doing very well.
Going in the door, he saw a large banner over the
entrance which read : "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE."

Morris wanted to know why Shapiro was going out of
business, since he seemed to be doing so well. Shapiro
confided, "That sign has been in my window for almost
eight years. If I took it down, I would go out of business."