Joke No. 175

BILL

Bill was perusing the long list of specialty martini's at a
new cocktail lounge that opened in a nearby restaurant,
when an absolutely stunning blonde sat down on the
stool next to him.

Being friendly, naturally he offered, "Can I buy you a
martini ?"

She replied, "No, actually you can't, alcohol is bad for
my legs, but thank you."

Surprised Bill said, "That's a shame, do they swell?"

She smiled and said, "No, they open!"