Joke No. 179

The Photographer

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to
take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a
small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.

The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before
sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting.
He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!"
The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane
into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying
erratically.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer,
"and make several low-level passes."

"Why?" asked the nervous pilot.

"Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer.
"I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures."

After a long pause, the "pilot" replied: "You mean, you're not
my instructor?"