Joke No. 186

Zoo Or No Zoo

A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot
and taken it to their room where, much to the groom's
annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on
their love-making. Finally the groom threw a large towel
over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the
zoo if he didn't quit it.

The next morning, packing to return home, the couple
couldn't close a large suitcase. The groom said, "Darling,
you get on top and I'll try."

That didn't work. Figuring they needed more weight on
the lid, she said, "Sweetheart, you get on top and I'll try."
Still no success.

Then he said, "Look. Let's both get on top and try."

At that point, the parrot yanked away the towel and said,
"Zoo or no zoo. This I gotta see!!