Joke No. 181

Mrs. Smith

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "do you
have any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"

"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I
had two short stories published in national magazines, and
I finished my novel."

"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of
skills you could apply during office hours."

Mrs. Smith explained brightly, "Oh, I wrote them during
office hours."