Joke No. 180

Two Brothers

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their
physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was
surprised to discover that both of them possessed
incredibly long, oversized penises.

"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said
the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason
for your elongated penises?"

"No sir, our mother."

"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"

"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one
arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub,
she had to manage as best she could."