Joke No. 203

Boy, Go Get Your Mother

A family from the hills was visiting the city and were in a
shopping mall for the first time in their life. The father and
son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They
were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially
by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then
slide back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"

The father said, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything
like that in my entire life. I ain't got no idea what the heck
it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
a large old woman in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving
walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, the lady rolled
between them into a small room, and they closed. The boy
and his father watched the small circular numbers above the
walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it
reached the last number and then the numbers began to light
in the reverse order.

When the number one was lit again, the walls opened up. The
boy and his father watched in amazement as a beautiful young
woman stepped out of the small room.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to his son, "Boy, go get your mother."