Joke No. 218

The Vacation

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her
shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here,
in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it for a few seconds and then
told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000
to ship your wife's dead body home, when it would be
wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried
here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance."