Joke No. 209

FRAMED

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks
to paint the seat on their commode. Finally, he got around
to doing it while Lucy was out. He left to take care of another
matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to
take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the
commode. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the
not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the commode
seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her
predicament.

They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
Finally, In desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts.
Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to
the Hospital Emergency Room. The ER Doctor got her into a
position where he could study how to free her. Lucy tried to
lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying "Well, Doctor,
I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before". The
Doctor replied "Actually, I've seen a lot of them. I just never
saw one FRAMED before