Joke No. 212

Jill

Jerry, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around
9:58 PM. He sat down next to Jill at the bar and stared up
to the TV. The 10:00 PM news was now on. The news crew
was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building
preparing to jump.

Jill looked at Jerry and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jerry
replied, "You know, I bet he will."

Jill said, "Well, I bet he won't." Jerry placed a $20 bill on the
bar and said, "You're on."

Just as Jill placed her money on the bar, the guy shown on
the TV did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

Jill was very upset but handed $20 to Jerry saying, "Fair's fair,
here's your money."

Jerry replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on
the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

Jill replied, "I saw it too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jerry took the money....