Joke No. 216

The Preacher

There once was a Preacher that went to heaven. When
he got to the pearly gates, there was a man in front of
him. The man was a mess (t-shirt, long hair, and wearing
flip flops). The man told St Peter his name and told him
he was a New York taxi driver.

St Peter looked up his name and gave him a silk robe
and a silver staff.

The Preacher then walked up to St Peter gave his name.
He told him he was a Preacher of such & such church. St
Peter looked up his name and gave him a cotton robe with
a wooden stick.

The Preacher complained and said " Hey, the guy before
me was a taxi driver and you gave him a silk robe and a
silver staff. I'm a preacher of the word of God and all I
got was this flimsy cotton robe and a wood stick."

St Peter said to the Preacher, "When you preached people
slept, When he drove people prayed."