Joke No. 219

Two Cowboys

Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash
the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking
their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices. Suddenly a
woman at a table behind them who had been eating a sandwich
begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys. The woman shakes
her head "No" "Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy. The
woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again.

The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt,
yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the
back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the
woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth,
and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his
beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind
Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.