Joke No. 240

The College Freshman and the Senior Citizen

A very self-important college freshman at a recent football
game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older
generation to understand his own.

"You grew up in a different, actually almost primitive, world,"
the student said loud enough for the whole crowd to hear.

"We young people today grew up with television, jet planes,
space� travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceship have
visited Mars...We even have nuclear energy, electric and
hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing and
uh.."

Taking advantage of a pause for breath in the student's litany,
the "wizened" one said, "You're right, Son. We didn't have
those things when we were young........so we invented them
...... you arrogant little TURKEY!! All you invented so far is rap.
Now......what else are you doing for the next generation??"