Joke No. 242

Out Of Order

A friend of mine was visiting a college, which had those
security call boxes every few hundred feet. If you were
wandering around the campus at night and felt uneasy
about somebody following you, for instance, you could
hit the button and have a security officer investigate
immediately.

On one of these phones hung a sign that said, "Out of
Order."

Underneath it someone had scrawled, "Keep Running."