Joke No. 253
Little Johnny
Little Johnny was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told
him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
Little Johnny turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want
to go out there. It's dark."
His mother smiled reassuringly at Little Johnny. "You don't have
to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there.
He'll look after you and protect you."
Little Johnny looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you
sure he's out there?"
"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to
help you when you need him," she said.
Little Johnny thought about that for a minute and then went to
the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness,
he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me
the broom?"
Little Johnny was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told
him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
Little Johnny turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want
to go out there. It's dark."
His mother smiled reassuringly at Little Johnny. "You don't have
to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there.
He'll look after you and protect you."
Little Johnny looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you
sure he's out there?"
"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to
help you when you need him," she said.
Little Johnny thought about that for a minute and then went to
the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness,
he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me
the broom?"
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