Joke No. 249

The Cop

A motorcycle cop in Milwaukee was rushed to the hospital with
an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him
that everything was goin' to be ok.

However, the guy kept feeling something pulling on his chest.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't
told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital
gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so
uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of
adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in
large black letters on the tape was the sentence.

"Get well soon..... from the nurse you gave a ticket last week."