Joke No. 247

My Husband And I

My husband and I decided to take our two children, then ages
seven and three, to our favorite "adult" restaurant for the first
time. The younger child refused to stay in her seat and danced
around our table. Her sister, tears rolling down her face, laughed
loudly at the three-year-old's antics and pounded the table.

Beet-red with embarrassment, my husband warned them through
clenched teeth, "If you don't start behaving, you'll never eat out
with us again!"

The man at the next table leaned over to his wife. "Look dear,"
he said. "Quality time!"